Movember

O.K. it's like this; My mustache is the most annoying itchy thing, so it is a pleasure to shave most days. And I admit to being challenged in the beard department. Nothing better than a goofy soul patch goatee has been seen on my kisser. And to top it off, I really like kissing girls, and thus all my ducks are lined up in a row. I should invest in Gillette.

Now to the point. For most guys, growing facial hair is as ordinary as farts and acne. So how did the ability to grow hair become charity worthy? Seriously guys, get a grip. Most of you are just in the grip of this ridiculous pop culture 'ironic t-shirts and haircuts' thingy. I think it started with the Beastie Boys about ten years ago...Maybe it was sooner, but whatev.

Man up boys, and actually do something, maybe this cause will be taken seriously. Otherwise, you're just not shaving, and acting kinda vain... gay even. Think Freddy Mercury, or the guy from Frankie goes to Hollywood who just danced. Or Hitler, and that's pretty gay.

To those who don't shave for personal reasons, fine. This is only about this silly Movember thing, pretending to be doing something for charity ironic hipster fad. Fail.